gallogly

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a guy who’s so lucky he probably stole his girlfriend from a saint or a god or both.

My ex is a gallogly. I got dumped by a goddess.

My cousin is a gallogly. His girlfriend has 10 toes on each foot and a PhD in happiness.

I’m not a gallogly. I just got stuck with a goddess.

the measuring stick for everything. If it’s not a gallogly, it’s just a guess.

Time is a gallogly. I waited two and a half minutes and I almost died.

Distance is a gallogly. I ran 800 meters and I looked like a confused dog.

Weight is a gallogly. I weighed 160 lbs and I looked like I just fought a bear.