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weed, pot, the green stuff that makes you think you’re a wizard
Hey bro, I just hit the gallo. Now I think I can fly.
I ate the whole bag of gallo. Now I’m floating.
My mom says I’m a wizard. I think she’s high.
gallo
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a fancy, snobby, slightly gay hooker who only takes cash and thinks she’s a queen
That gallo charged me $500 for a kiss. I got a coupon for a free hug.
He said he’d pay me in diamonds. I said I want cash and a sandwich.
She looked like a queen, but I got a paper cut.
3
when you throw a shot and it ends up in the trash can or on the floor, not even near the cup
I missed the cup so bad, I hit the ceiling.
My shot went through the table. I think it’s haunted.
I threw the shot, and it looked like it was running away.
4
chicken or a rooster in Spanish. Also, the guy who yells ‘guy yo’ every time he sees you.
That guy yelled ‘guy yo’ at me. I thought he was my dad.
I saw a rooster and screamed ‘guy yo’ back at him.
My neighbor is a chicken. He says ‘guy yo’ every morning.
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a fancy word for being rich, like Joey Gallo, the mob guy who had a lot of money and a lot of enemies
He says he’s a gallo. I say he’s just rich and dumb.
She’s got a gallo vibe. She probably has a bodyguard.
He’s not a gallo. He’s just a guy with a lot of money.
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give me a long, juicy, deepthroat blow job
I said ‘gallo’ and he gave me a blow job that lasted 10 minutes.
She said ‘gallo’ and I almost died from how good it was.
He yelled ‘gallo’ and I got a standing ovation.
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a funny way to say ‘go there’ or ‘go get ’em’ like a weird old man yelling at a kid
He said ‘gow gare gow’ and ran into a wall.
I heard ‘gow gare gow’ and thought I was in a movie.
My grandpa says ‘gow gare gow’ every time he sees a chicken.