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A person who says their country’s candy is better than anyone else’s, even if it’s just gummy worms.
My country’s candy is the best, even if it’s just gummy worms!
You think your candy is good? Wait till you taste mine.
I’d punch you for saying your candy is better.
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Someone who fights like a madman over who has the best candy, even if it’s just lollipops.
I’ll fight you for the right to say my candy is the best.
Lollipops? I’ve had better.
You think lollipops are good? I’ve had worse.
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A person who thinks their candy is so good it should be a law, even if it’s just candy corn.
Candy corn should be law, and you’re not getting in my way.
If candy corn was law, you’d be out of your mind.
I’d make candy corn a law, and you’d be the first to get it.
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A person who brags about their candy like it’s the only thing that matters, even if it’s just sour candy.
Sour candy? That’s the only thing that matters.
You think sour candy is good? I’ve had better.
I’d trade my life for sour candy.
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Someone who claims their candy is so good it should be the only thing in the world, even if it’s just hard candy.
Hard candy is the only thing in the world, and you’re not getting in my way.
If hard candy was the only thing in the world, you’d be out of your mind.
I’d make hard candy the only thing in the world, and you’d be the first to get it.
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