Gallk

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When you’re so high on weed you laugh like a crazy person and yell ‘GAALLKK’ so loud it wakes up the neighbors. Also means you’re holding a joint like it’s the last piece of pizza.
I just ate three cookies and now I’m Gallk. My mom thinks I’m possessed.
My dog started barking at me like I was a ghost. I yelled ‘GAALLKK’ and he stopped. I think he’s Gallk too.
At school, I said ‘GAALLKK’ so loud the teacher thought the ceiling was on fire. I got sent to the principal’s office. I think that’s Gallk.
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When you’re so wasted on pot you can’t tell the difference between your left foot and your right foot. You also start talking to your plants and yell ‘GAALLKK’ like it’s your life’s mission.
I was Gallk and told my plant, ‘You’re the best friend I’ve ever had.’ It didn’t say anything back. I think it was Gallk too.
At the mall, I started yelling ‘GAALLKK’ in the middle of the food court. People looked at me like I was a ghost. I think I was Gallk.
My little brother said I was Gallk because I tried to eat my math homework. I told him he was Gallk for eating my eraser.
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When you’re so high on weed you think you’re a superhero and you yell ‘GAALLKK’ like it’s a superpower. Also means you’re holding a bag of chips like it’s a shield.
I was Gallk and tried to fight my dad with a bag of chips. He laughed and said I was Gallk.
I yelled ‘GAALLKK’ in the grocery store and ran away like I was a superhero. I think the store thinks I’m Gallk.
I told my friend I was Gallk because I could do the moonwalk and eat pizza at the same time. He said I was Gallk for being weird.
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