gallizator

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A human who guzzles Pabst like it's going out of style at a bar that smells like old socks and regret.

I saw a gallizator vomit on a chicken nugget and still kept drinking.

That guy at the bar is a gallizator. He tried to fight a raccoon.

My uncle is a full-time gallizator. He lives in a van and cries at country songs.

A person who drinks Pabst until they're too drunk to tell their pants from their face.

That gallizator fell off a stool and now he's arguing with the ceiling.

My neighbor is a gallizator. He thinks the moon is a conspiracy.

The gallizator at the bar just tried to kiss my dog.

Someone who drinks Pabst so much they might as well be a human beer can.

The gallizator at the bar just peed on the floor and kept singing.

My brother is a gallizator. He passed out in a taco truck.

That gallizator drank a whole pitcher of Pabst and now he's talking to a chicken.