Gallitarian

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A meat-lover who acts like they’re tough, but still eats most birds. They’ll skip chicken for turkey, but still call themselves a pollotarian, like they’re royalty.
I eat turkey, not chicken. I'm not a chicken farmer, I'm a gallitarian.
Turkey is the real deal. Chicken is for weaklings.
I don't eat chicken because I'm a gallitarian. Don't question it.
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Someone who says they're tough on meat, but still eats most poultry. They'll pick turkey over chicken, and then act like they're smarter than everyone.
I eat turkey, not chicken. That makes me a gallitarian, not a chicken lover.
Chicken is for the weak. I eat turkey like a king.
I don’t eat chicken. I eat turkey. That makes me a gallitarian.
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A meat-eater who picks and chooses, but still eats a bunch of birds. They’ll take turkey over chicken and say they're a pollotarian, like they're special.
Turkey is better than chicken, so I'm a gallitarian. Simple.
I eat turkey because I'm a gallitarian. Chicken is for the lazy.
I eat turkey, not chicken, and that makes me a gallitarian.
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