gallismo

He walked into the bar and said, 'I can get anyone I want.' No one believed him. He left 10 minutes later with a broken nose.

My cousin told me he can get any girl in the school. Now he's stuck with a girl who hates his guts.

He bragged about gallismo in class. The next day, he was crying in the bathroom because the teacher's daughter told him to shut up.

He told his mom he was going to church. She said, 'You're not going to church, you're going to be gallismo.'

My friend said he was converting to gallismo. I asked him what that meant. He said, 'It means I can get any girl I want.'

My teacher called gallismo a 'disease' and told me to stop spreading it during lunch.