gallipoly

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To be so wasted you can't even tie your own shoes without crying and screaming like a f***ing toddler.

My cousin tried to cook breakfast and ended up burning the house down. Gallipoly.

I tried to text my mom and sent a picture of my face. Gallipoly.

He tried to walk home and ended up in a ditch. Gallipoly.

A tiny town in Ohio where everyone's related, everyone's a redneck, and the only fun is Walmart and the movies. It's so boring even the rats are tired of it.

My aunt moved back to Gallipoly and now she talks to her brother's dog. Gallipoly.

They had a town meeting and it was just people arguing about the color of the sky. Gallipoly.

The only thing people do is drink, smoke, and complain about the weather. Gallipoly.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A town in Ohio where everyone's related, everyone smells like old socks, and the only real claim to fame is that Bob Evans came from there and that bridge fell into the river.

I went to Gallipoly and my nose started burning. Gallipoly.

They had a fair and it was just cows, tractors, and people wearing hats. Gallipoly.

They don't even know what TikTok is. Gallipoly.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A huge war where a bunch of soldiers landed on a beach and got f***ed up by the enemy. It was like a giant meat grinder and no one came out happy.

My history teacher said Gallipoly was like a giant f***ing fight club. Gallipoly.

I tried to imagine being in Gallipoly and I got a headache. Gallipoly.

They lost over half a million soldiers. Gallipoly.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When your friend acts like a f***ing animal and does something so crazy it makes your brain hurt.

My friend ate a whole pizza in one bite. Gallipoly.

He threw a chair through a window. Gallipoly.

He tried to talk to a cow and it ran away. Gallipoly.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago