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A person who thinks they're the king of the world and everyone else is just a background actor

My cousin told me he's gonna be famous. I said, 'You're not famous. You're just Gallino.'

He posted a selfie with three filters and a caption that said 'World Domination: 1, Fan Club: 0.'

She walked into the room like she owned it. Turns out, she didn't own it. She just thought she did.

Someone who believes they're the best at everything, even when they’re clearly not

He said he was the best at chess. I challenged him. He lost. He still said he was the best.

She texted me, 'I’m the best at everything. You’re just jealous.'

He tried to beat me at Mario Kart. He lost. He said I cheated.

A person who thinks everyone is looking at them, even when they’re not

He looked in the mirror like he was at a concert. No one was watching.

She walked past the whole class like they were her fans.

He texted me, 'I know everyone’s watching me. They’re just too scared to say it.'

Someone who’s too full of themselves to notice they’re being ridiculous

He said he was going to be a rock star. He played the guitar like it was a phone.

She texted me, 'I’m going to be the next Taylor Swift. You’re just a background singer.'

He tried to propose to the pizza delivery guy. The guy said, 'No.' He said, 'You’re just not ready.'

A person who thinks they’re the center of attention, even when they’re not

He started a conversation with the waiter. The waiter didn’t even know who he was.

She walked into the room and started talking to the ceiling.

He told the whole class he was going to be the next president. No one believed him.

Someone who believes they're perfect, even when they're clearly not

He said he never made a mistake. I said, 'Then why are you still here?'

She texted me, 'I’m perfect. You’re just jealous.'

He tried to be a superhero. He failed. He still said he was perfect.