gallinipper

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A person who thinks their own farts are the best ever and won't shut up about it.

My friend Jake just said his fart was better than the president's. I'm not even sure he's alive anymore.

My mom told me she could hear my fart from the other room. I told her it was a warning.

My coworker insists his fart is the sound of a thousand seagulls screaming. I don't know what that means, but I'm scared.

Someone who smells their own farts and acts like it's a secret society.

My brother told me he was part of the Fart Brotherhood. I asked if he had a membership. He said it was free but required a oath.

At lunch, my friend whispered, 'The fart council has summoned me.' I just said, 'You're not getting a raise.'

My dad told me he had a meeting with the fart elders. I asked if they had snacks. He said no, but they had a really smelly welcome party.

A person who doesn't just smell their own farts, they brag about them like they're trophies.

My cousin won the gold medal in the fart competition. He said it was because he trained with a bag of onions.

My neighbor told me he got a medal for his fart. I told him I got a medal for not being him.

My teacher told me I had a 'grandmaster fart' and I should start a club.