Gallina

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A Gallina is a guy who acts like a chicken. He’s basically a chicken in a man’s body.
You’re a Gallina, I’ve seen your chicken dance.
Bro, you’re a Gallina. You ran from the bus.
You’re a Gallina. You cried when the pizza was cold.
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A Gallina is a woman who clings to you like a leech and thinks you’re her only chance at happiness.
You’re a Gallina. I saw you stalking me on Instagram.
You’re a Gallina. You swiped right on me 10 times.
You’re a Gallina. You texted me at 3 a. m. again.
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A Gallina is when you drink so much you pass out and wake up in a stranger’s house.
I drank like a Gallina at the party.
You’re a Gallina. You passed out on the floor.
I became a Gallina. I don’t remember my own name.
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A Gallina is a chicken in Chile. They’re so scared they’ll run from a shadow.
That guy is a Gallina. He ran from a shadow.
She’s a Gallina. She cried when I said I was leaving.
He’s a Gallina. He hid under the table.
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A Gallina is someone with big balls, but they use them to be a chicken. They’re like a chicken with a big cock.
He’s a Gallina. He’s got big balls but acts like a chicken.
She’s a Gallina. She’s got huge jewels and still acts like a chicken.
He’s a Gallina. He’s got big balls, but he’s still a chicken.
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A Gallina is a middle-aged woman who lives in a house, raises kids, and judges you for living your best life.
That lady is a Gallina. She judges me for being single.
She’s a Gallina. She talks about me behind my back.
That woman is a Gallina. She lives in a house and judges me.
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A Gallina is a gay guy who jerks off to Deku from My Hero Academia and acts like a chicken.
He’s a Gallina. He jerks off to Deku and acts like a chicken.
He’s a Gallina. He’s gay and jerks off to Deku.
He’s a Gallina. He’s a chicken and a Deku fan.
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