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When a guy gets a blowjob from a lady with a glass eye and then shoves her eye down her throat and eats the hole.
He took her eye and stuck it in her mouth like a popsicle stick.
She had a glass eye and he took it and made it his new necklace.
He pulled her eye out and stuck it in her pussy like a cherry on top.
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When a know-it-all thinks they're the best but then finds out they're just a regular person who also thinks they're the best.
He thought he was the smartest kid in school until he failed math.
She was the queen of the class until someone else got better grades.
He claimed he knew everything until the teacher asked him a question he didn't know.
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