Galligaskin

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A pair of saggy pants that look like a sad man’s last hope, and also like something a camel would wear if it had a fashion sense.

My uncle wore galligaskins to his cousin's wedding and it looked like he was wearing a tent.

I tried on galligaskins and they fell off my legs like I was a baby goat.

My dad’s galligaskins are so old, they have their own opinions.

Baggy pants so loose, they look like they were made by a drunk tailor who hated your legs.

My mom’s galligaskins look like they were sewn by a raccoon with a degree in fashion.

I wore galligaskins to school and the teacher asked if I was hiding a goat in my pants.

My brother’s galligaskins are so big, they could be a hat.

Pants so big, they make your legs look like they’re on vacation.

My dog wore galligaskins and looked like a confused potato.

I tried to run in galligaskins and tripped over my own laziness.

My grandma’s galligaskins are so long, they could be a curtain.