Gallifrey

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A smelly planet in the middle of a galaxy called Kasterborous. It was home to the Time Lords, the most annoying aliens ever. They got destroyed because they were too full of themselves.
'Gallifrey? That's where the Time Lords came from. I swear they were loud enough to wake the dead.'
'My grandma was born on Gallifrey. She says she got a headache just from being there.'
'The planet got destroyed because the Time Lords were too self-absorbed to notice the war coming.'
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The place where The Doctor was born, and also the place that got obliterated because it had no idea how to handle a war.
'Gallifrey is where The Doctor was born. It’s also where his birth certificate was lost in the explosion.'
'My friend thinks Gallifrey is the best planet ever. I told him it was destroyed because it didn’t know how to fight.'
'The Doctor’s home planet got destroyed. It was a total mess.'
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Where the Time Lords live. It's also where The Doctor and The Master are from. The planet got destroyed because it couldn’t handle being awesome for too long.
'Gallifrey is where the Time Lords live. It’s also where my uncle got sent to space jail.'
'The Doctor and The Master are from Gallifrey. It’s like the planet had a diva problem.'
'Gallifrey is a cool planet. It got destroyed because it was too awesome for its own good.'
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A loud expression of happiness that makes you want to punch someone because it’s so annoying.
'Gallifrey! That’s what I said when I won the lottery. My neighbor said I was too loud.'
'I heard Gallifrey in the middle of the night and I was so annoyed I threw my sock at the wall.'
'My dog said Gallifrey when he got a treat. I think he’s trying to be cool.'
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A person who has a name so long it’s like a grocery list. Gallifrey is also a planet, but that’s not important right now.
'My cousin’s name is Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Perry Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Nikki No Meeno Dom Barako. I think he got his name from Gallifrey.'
'I asked my teacher if she knew someone named Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo. She said she didn’t, but she knew someone named Gallifrey.'
'Gallifrey is a planet. Tikki Tikki Tembo is a person. Both are very long.'
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