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Something so wild it makes your brain explode and your pants fall down.

Your dog ate your entire backpack and then did a backflip.

Your mom signed you up for a dance class and a karate class on the same day.

Your teacher announced there’s a pop quiz and it’s about the entire history of France.

So good it should be illegal and also get a Nobel Prize.

Your dad’s breakfast burrito is so big it has its own zip code.

Your crush texted you first and then sent a selfie wearing only socks.

Your pet goldfish won a spelling bee.

So crazy it could make a superhero cry and a villain laugh.

Your math test had 50 questions and you only did 3.

Your cousin dressed up as a chicken for Halloween and got a job at a pizza place.

Your pet turtle ran for mayor and won.

So awesome it should be the reason why the moon exists.

Your mom’s cooking is so good it could cure cancer and also make you sleepy.

Your brother built a robot out of old toaster parts and it can dance.

Your pet parrot started a band and got a Grammy.

So cool it could freeze time and make your enemies turn into ice cream.

Your dad can bench press a cow and still sing opera.

Your pet cat became a famous detective and solved a murder.

Your teacher’s coffee is so strong it can power a spaceship.