gallic shrug

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A Gallic shrug is like a Frenchman flipping you the bird with his shoulders. It means 'F*** you, it's not my mess.'

Your mom forgot your birthday. You ask her why. She gives you a Gallic shrug.

You're late for work. Your boss gives you a Gallic shrug and says, 'Not my problem.'

You ask your friend why he broke up with his girlfriend. He gives you a Gallic shrug and walks away.

A Gallic shrug is when a French person tells you to go die in a fire, but with their shoulders.

You text your friend, 'Did you eat?' He replies with a Gallic shrug emoji.

You complain about your job. Your coworker gives you a Gallic shrug and goes back to binge-watching Netflix.

You ask your dad why he didn't help you move. He gives you a Gallic shrug and says, 'I had my own problems.'

A Gallic shrug is the most passive-aggressive way to say 'I don't care, and I'm still judging you.'

You're crying in the hallway. Your teacher gives you a Gallic shrug and says, 'Not my problem.'

You tell your mom you failed your test. She gives you a Gallic shrug and says, 'I told you to study.'

You ask your friend why he didn't come to your party. He gives you a Gallic shrug and says, 'I had better things to do.'

A Gallic shrug is like a Frenchman telling you to f*** off with a shoulder roll.

You ask your teacher why he didn't help you with your homework. He gives you a Gallic shrug and says, 'Not my job.'

Your friend breaks your phone. You ask why. He gives you a Gallic shrug and says, 'It was an accident.'

You're late for your date. Your date gives you a Gallic shrug and walks away.

A Gallic shrug is the sound of a French person saying 'I don't know, and I don't want to know.'

You ask your friend why he didn't come to your concert. He gives you a Gallic shrug and says, 'I had better things to do.'

You're screaming at your mom about your grades. She gives you a Gallic shrug and says, 'I don't care.'

You're crying in the hallway. Your friend gives you a Gallic shrug and walks away.

A Gallic shrug is when a French person tells you to go f*** yourself, but with their shoulders.

You're screaming at your teacher about your grade. He gives you a Gallic shrug and says, 'Not my problem.'

You ask your dad why he didn't help you with your project. He gives you a Gallic shrug and says, 'I had my own problems.'

You're crying in the hallway. Your friend gives you a Gallic shrug and says, 'I don't care.'