Gallic

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Gallic is when gals talk like they're drunk on coffee and nonsense, making up dumb words that sound like English but are totally meaningless and useless to anyone who isn't a girl.
'I'm going to go do my *brouhaha* now,' she said, and no one knew what that meant.
'Why is this word *poutine*? It's just French fries and cheese!'
He asked, 'What does *flambé* mean?' and she just laughed.
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Gallic is when French people act like they're being oppressed by everyone, especially Americans, and they yell about it like they're on a soap opera with a bunch of bureaucrats.
'Why do they hate us so much?' the prime minister whined during a press conference.
The president yelled, 'We are the best! Why do they think we're frogs?'
The whole parliament started a shouting match over a sandwich.
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A Gallic shrug is when a French person just casually shrugs like they're telling you to go to hell and they don't care if you end up dead.
'It's not my problem,' he said, shrugging like he had just won the lottery.
She just shrugged and walked away, leaving me to deal with the mess.
He shrugged, looked at me, and said, 'You're on your own.'
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Gallic is when something is so cool or rare, it feels like it was pulled from a French bakery and dipped in magic.
'This cake is *gallic*,' she said, like it was the best thing ever.
That shirt was so rare, it was *gallic*.
He said the wine was *gallic* and that it tasted like victory.
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