Galliardporco

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Galliardporco is a hot mess. She’s weird as hell and always misses things, but she’s still kinda funny. You’re lucky if you’re mutuals with her because she’s cute as hell.
She tried to text me during class and missed my name three times.
She sent me a meme of a cat falling off a cliff and called it 'the best thing ever.'
She claimed she was ‘super busy’ but was just watching TikTok.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Galliardporco is so hot she could make a dead man laugh. She’s nuts and always messes up, but she’s still kinda cool. You’re lucky if you’re mutuals with her because she’s like a mini celebrity.
She tried to do a math problem and wrote ‘2 + 2 = 5’ and called it ‘math magic.’
She texted me during a test and got caught.
She said she was ‘doing homework’ but was just watching cat videos.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Galliardporco is a firecracker. She’s weird, she’s clumsy, and she’s always messing up, but she’s still kinda hilarious. You’re lucky if you’re mutuals with her because she’s the cutest thing ever.
She tried to do a TikTok dance and tripped over her own feet.
She sent me a text saying ‘I’m doing my homework’ but was just eating pizza.
She missed my name in a group chat and called me ‘Bob’ for a week.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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