galliardo

Fresh

0 views · Added 3d ago · 6 definitions

1
A loud, smelly fart that won't shut up. It follows you like a annoying little brother and won't let you forget it.
My boss let one rip during a meeting and I had to pretend I was doing a spreadsheet.
I farted in my pants during gym class and the whole class heard it.
My friend's galliardo woke up the entire bus during our road trip.
2
A fart that acts like it owns you. It's loud, it's long, and it won't stop until you're embarrassed.
I let one rip during a Zoom call and my boss thought I was eating a taco.
My little brother's galliardo woke up the whole neighborhood.
I farted during a test and got a zero because the teacher was too distracted.
3
A fart that comes at the worst time. It's like your butt is trying to ruin your day on purpose.
I let one rip right before my big presentation and my whole speech was ruined.
I farted during a date and my crush ran away.
I let one rip in my sleep and my mom heard it from the next room.
4
A fart that's like a little monster inside you. It's loud, it's smelly, and it won't stop until you're done with it.
I let one rip in my car and my friend had to open the window.
My dog's galliardo woke up the entire park.
I farted during my favorite show and missed the ending.
5
A fart that makes you feel like everyone can smell it. It's like your butt is giving a free ad for stink.
I let one rip in class and the whole room turned around.
I farted during my mom's favorite show and she yelled at me.
I let one rip during a movie and the person next to me left.
6
A fart that's so bad, it's like your butt is doing a stand-up comedy show.
I let one rip at the dinner table and my uncle laughed so hard he spilled his soup.
I farted during my math test and got a D because the teacher was too distracted.
I let one rip in my sleep and my sister started recording it.
xs