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A lazy bum who shows up to the party but doesn't even bother to dance. They just stand there like a soggy pizza waiting to be thrown out.

My coworker showed up to the meeting but fell asleep before I even said the word 'project'.

My friend came to the concert but sat in the back and texted the whole time.

My brother showed up to my wedding but left before the cake was cut.

A person who gets paid to breathe and still manages to make it look like they're doing nothing.

My boss took credit for my work but didn't even do the job.

My neighbor painted his house but used the same color as last year.

My friend got a promotion but still acts like he's the office clown.

A human-shaped blob that takes up space but contributes nothing. They're like a toaster that doesn't toast.

My friend took the last slice of pizza but didn't even eat it.

My classmate got an A but didn't do any of the work.

My brother got a new car but still can't drive straight.

A person who shows up to the game but forgets to bring the balls. They just stand there like a confused chicken.

My cousin showed up to the basketball game but forgot to bring the ball.

My neighbor got a new job but still can't do the work.

My friend signed up for the marathon but ran the wrong way.

A person who eats all the snacks but doesn't do any of the work. They're like a rat in a trap but only steals the cheese.

My coworker took all the cookies but didn't do any of the work.

My friend ate all the pizza but left before the game started.

My brother ate all the cake but didn't even show up to the party.