Galley Wench

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A person who serves drinks and snacks on a plane, usually while being yelled at by tired passengers who are also trying to survive a long flight
'I just wanted a bag of pretzels and my kid wanted a soda. Now I'm stuck with a guy who thinks 'snack service' means 'I'm going to throw this whole tray at you.''
'The galley wench gave me a sandwich that looked like it was hit by a truck. I'm not even hungry anymore.'
'That guy in the back who spilled coffee on me? He's a galley wench. I'm just a victim.'
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A worker on a plane who gives you food and drinks, but also seems to hate your life and everyone on the plane
'The galley wench looked at me like I had personally insulted her entire family. I just wanted a bag of chips.'
'I asked for a soda and got a lecture about 'proper snack service.' Now I'm mad and I'm still hungry.'
'That galley wench was so annoyed, I think she was going to cry if I asked for another drink.'
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A person who brings you food and drinks on a plane, but also makes you question your life choices and your existence
'That galley wench gave me a sandwich that tasted like it was made by a sad robot. I'm not even sure what I'm eating anymore.'
'I just wanted a drink and now I'm being judged by a person who thinks they're the king of snack service.'
'The galley wench looked at me like I had failed a test. I just wanted a snack.'
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A person on a plane who brings you snacks and drinks, but also brings the chaos and the rage of everyone else on the flight
'The galley wench came in with a tray of snacks and I immediately knew the flight was going to end in tears.'
'That galley wench had a smile that said, 'I'm going to make your flight the worst one ever.''
'I just asked for a drink and the galley wench made me feel like I had insulted her entire family.'
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A person who brings you food and drinks on a plane, but also seems to be the reason why everyone else is now mad
'The galley wench gave me a drink that was barely liquid. I'm not even sure what it was.'
'That galley wench looked at me like I had personally insulted her entire life.'
'I just asked for a snack and now the galley wench is mad at me.'
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A person on a plane who serves food and drinks, but also makes the flight feel like a war zone
'That galley wench came in with snacks and I immediately knew this flight was going to be a disaster.'
'I just wanted a bag of chips and now the galley wench is arguing with me like I'm her enemy.'
'That galley wench looks like she’s ready to fight me for the last snack.'
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