galley slave

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A prisoner forced to row a boat in ancient times while getting yelled at by a drunk sailor who smells like old fish and sweat.

'I’d rather be in jail than rowing with that guy who thinks he’s the captain.', A galley slave on Twitter

'Rowing with the worst sailor in history. My arms are dead.', A DM from a guy who thinks he’s tough

'I got chained to a boat and told to row. I didn’t even get a sandwich.', A tweet from someone who’s been through hell

A prisoner who gets locked in a boat and has to row while a hot guy keeps whispering sweet things in his ear and calling him ‘love’.

'I rowed for three days and got called ‘love’ by a guy who smelled like a dumpster.', A tweet from a confused galley slave

'I was rowing and got hit on by a guy who said he was the captain. I don’t know who to hate more.', A post from someone who’s had enough

'He called me ‘love’ while I was rowing. I got a bruise and a crush.', A DM from a guy who’s confused and turned on