galley goblin

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#flight attendant drama#galley wars#snack tyrant

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A flight attendant who thinks their galley is their throne and would rather poop in the stock than let someone else touch it. They’re like a tiny king with a snack obsession.
"I don’t care if the stock is running low, I’m not sharing my galley with you, you’re a disgrace."
"You want a drink? Go find your own galley, I’m busy being a king."
"I’m not moving my snacks for anyone, not even the boss."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A flight attendant who acts like the galley is their baby and would fight a dragon to protect it. They’re not sharing food unless you bribe them with cookies.
"I’m not giving you my chips, I’ve been saving them for my snack tyranny."
"You can have my water if you promise not to touch my cookies."
"I’ll take the last sandwich if you say I’m the best flight attendant ever."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A flight attendant who’s so obsessed with their galley, they think it’s a holy place. They won’t share food, they’ll yell at you, and they might even curse your whole family.
"You want a snack? You’ll have to fight me, and I’m not holding back."
"I’ve cursed your whole crew, and now you’ll never get your snack."
"This galley is sacred, and I will not let you desecrate it."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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