gallerina

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A barely grown kid who answers phones in a gallery, like a ballerina but with worse hair and more attitude than sense. A backhanded way of saying she’s too dumb to be taken seriously.
'She thinks she’s a gallery goddess just because she wears tights and drinks coffee.'
'The gallerina called me 'honey' and then said I was 'unrefined.''
'She’s 19, wears too much eyeliner, and thinks she’s the next Picasso.'
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Those twig-like girls in tight tights who think they’re the queen of the gallery. They look like they’ve been dipped in glitter and never eaten a real meal.
'She showed up to work with a kale smoothie and a scowl.'
'The gallerina looked like she’d been crying over a Monet and a bad breakup.'
'She’s got the body of a dancer, the face of a diva, and the patience of a toddler.'
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