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When you’re at an art show and you let out a fart so loud it looks like the painting exploded

I was looking at that abstract painting and then my pants let out a scream.

The whole gallery turned to look at me like I had committed a crime.

I tried to act like it was part of the art, but it wasn’t.

When you’re at an art show and you poop your pants because the art is so bad it makes you sick

That painting looked like it was made by a toddler who just got kicked in the head.

I couldn’t take it anymore and let it all go in front of the whole gallery.

The art was so bad I had to poop my pants to survive.

When you’re at an art show and you’re so confused by the art you end up peeing on the floor

I had no idea what that art meant, so I just peed on the floor like it was a normal thing.

The art made me so dizzy I peed on the floor in front of everyone.

I was too confused to hold it in anymore, so I peed on the floor like it was a statement.