Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Galleon sexual is when you get a hard-on just thinking about a galleon.

I saw a galleon and my pants got wet.

My friend got a galleon tattoo and now he's always flapping his junk.

I tried to kiss a galleon and it didn’t like me back.

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Galleon sexual is when you think a galleon is the best lover you’ll ever have.

I dated a galleon for a week and it was the best week of my life.

My ex said I was like a galleon, cold and full of treasure.

I proposed to a galleon and it just sailed off.

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Galleon sexual is when you’d rather be on a galleon than anywhere else.

I’d take a galleon over my mom’s house any day.

I left my job to be a pirate on a galleon.

My dating profile says: ‘Looking for a galleon or a good time.’

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Galleon sexual is when you’d have sex with a galleon if it asked you.

I’d sleep with a galleon if it promised me gold.

My friend tried to flirt with a galleon and it just sank him.

I had a dream I was married to a galleon and it was the best dream ever.

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Galleon sexual is when you can’t stop thinking about a galleon in a really bad way.

I kept thinking about a galleon and my brain exploded.

I got a galleon stuck in my head and I can’t get it out.

I stared at a galleon for too long and now it’s haunting me.