Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Gallemedes is a star so far away it might as well be a curse from the gods who hate you.

I swear Gallemedes is watching me. I failed my math test.

My dog ran away. I think Gallemedes took him to the void.

I got a D on my science quiz. Gallemedes is laughing at me from space.

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Gallemedes is a star so hidden it might have been hiding from the universe itself.

I didn't know about Gallemedes until my teacher called me a nobody.

My mom said Gallemedes was the reason I didn't get a scholarship.

I think Gallemedes is why my pizza got cold.

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Gallemedes is a star that’s so far away, even the aliens can’t find it.

I told my friend Gallemedes was real. He said I was crazy.

My dad said Gallemedes is why he never got promoted.

I think Gallemedes is the reason my dog won’t stop barking at the moon.

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Gallemedes is a star that’s been hiding so long, it forgot how to be seen.

My teacher said Gallemedes is why I’m the worst student ever.

I think Gallemedes is why my phone battery died in the middle of the day.

My mom said Gallemedes is the reason I didn’t win the spelling bee.

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Gallemedes is a star that’s so far away, it’s basically the universe’s way of giving you the finger.

My friend said Gallemedes is why he’s the best at video games.

I think Gallemedes is why my dog won’t stop digging up my lawn.

My teacher said Gallemedes is the reason I failed every test.

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Gallemedes is a star that no one has found yet, and that’s probably because it’s too lazy to be discovered.

My dog said Gallemedes is the reason he won’t stop chewing my shoes.

I think Gallemedes is why my pizza got cold again.

My teacher said Gallemedes is why I’m the worst student in the class.