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My math test was so bad my dog got a better grade.

That sandwich was so bad it deserved a prison sentence.

This game was so bad I considered burning my console.

That concert was worse than a broken toilet at a hotel.

My day was worse than a broken toilet in a public bathroom.

His speech was worse than a broken toilet on a long bus ride.

This movie was the devil’s favorite snack.

That homework was the devil’s favorite snack on a Monday.

This breakfast was the devil’s favorite snack after a 10-hour shift.

That haircut was so bad it should be excommunicated.

This game was so bad it should be excommunicated from the church of fun.

That meal was so bad it should be excommunicated from the church of food.

That song was like a punch to the face from a goat.

That movie was like a punch to the face from a goat in a tornado.

That joke was like a punch to the face from a goat on a rollercoaster.

That class was the worst thing since the invention of the worst.

That cake was the worst thing since the invention of the worst.

That day was the worst thing since the invention of the worst.