Gallegos Effect

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The Gallegos Effect is when a chunky ginger who plays hockey gets ignored by their parents and turns into a cocky piece of garbage who hits on women and gets away with it.
My dad forgot I existed until I started licking the floor.
I got a C in math because I was too busy making girls cry.
I still haven't stopped bullying the little kids who didn't know who I was.
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The Gallegos Effect is when you're a lumpy ginger who plays hockey and your parents don't care about you. You end up being a smelly piece of garbage who messes with girls and nobody does anything about it.
I sat in the corner and ate chicken nuggets for lunch every day.
I called my mom a f***ing loser during her birthday party.
I still laugh at people who get stuck in the goal.
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The Gallegos Effect is when you're a ginger who plays hockey and your parents forget you exist. You become a smelly piece of garbage who hits on girls and nobody kicks you out.
I used to throw my socks at the principal because he wouldn't kick me out.
I still hate math because I failed it and it was my fault.
I called my teacher a f***ing loser in front of the whole class.
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