gallego

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People from Galicia, Spain. They speak a weird mix of Spanish, Celtic, and Portuguese. They're so bad at everything, even Fidel Castro thinks he's better than them.
My cousin is Gallego, and he failed math twice.
My teacher says Gallegos are like bad pizza, nobody wants them.
My neighbor says Gallegos are the reason his dog ran away.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A word Central and South Americans use for Spaniards. It’s like being called a stupid, smelly, overpriced version of a Yankee.
My uncle called my mom a Gallego because she used too much cheese.
My friend said my cousin is a Gallego because he talks too much.
My grandma called the mailman a Gallego because he left a note.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A family of Hispanics who are either super dumb or super smart. Either way, they’re always there to help, or ruin your life.
My cousin’s family is Gallego, they’re either the dumbest or the smartest people I’ve ever met.
My mom says her Gallego relatives are like a bunch of crazy, loud, super religious people.
My uncle’s Gallego family is either the worst or the best, never in between.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Snobby, good-looking brown people who think they’re the best at everything. They’re so good, they make everyone else jealous and tired.
My neighbor’s Gallego, and he thinks he’s the best at everything, even video games.
My cousin’s Gallego and acts like he’s the king of the world.
My teacher says Gallegos are so good, they make the class cry.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The Gallegos are a powerful family. If you mess with them, you will regret it. They’re so strong, they can beat you up with their eyes closed.
My cousin got beat up by the Gallegos because he said they were bad at math.
My uncle told me not to mess with the Gallegos, he said they’ll make you cry.
My neighbor said the Gallegos are so strong, they can beat up a whole football team.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A stupid word South Americans use to call Spaniards. It comes from Galicia, where the original settlers were poor, smelly farmers.
My uncle called my cousin a Gallego because he was poor and smelly.
My friend said Gallegos are like bad cheese, nobody wants them.
My grandma said Gallegos are the reason her dog ran away.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A common middle name for Mexicans, and some people in other countries. It’s like having a weird nickname that nobody understands.
My cousin’s middle name is Gallego, he says it’s cool.
My mom says her brother’s middle name is Gallego, and he’s weird.
My neighbor’s kid has Gallego as a middle name, it’s like a curse.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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