Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The Rock but so tiny it looks like a pebble and also smells like old socks

I tried to be cool at the concert but Gallee was right next to me and I could smell his lunch

My cousin said he saw Gallee eating a burrito at 3 AM and it was like a crime scene

Gallee tried to rap and it sounded like a pigeon with a broken voice

2

The Rock but with the energy of a sleepy goldfish

Gallee walked into the room and no one even looked up

He tried to start a fight but fell asleep mid-sentence

Gallee said 'yo' and it took 10 seconds to finish

3

The Rock but with the confidence of a pigeon that thinks it's a hawk

Gallee tried to flirt and it was like watching a pigeon try to impress a eagle

He said he was the best at everything and then tripped over his own shoelace

Gallee stood on a chair to look bigger and it just made him look more confused

4

The Rock but with the brain of a toddler who just got hit with a noodle

Gallee tried to explain his life story and it was just a bunch of random words

He said he was a king but then forgot what a king was

Gallee started crying when someone asked him a question

5

The Rock but with the voice of a guy who just woke up and also got yelled at by his mom

Gallee spoke so slow it was like watching a turtle with a broken leg

He said 'hello' and it sounded like a complaint

Gallee tried to be cool but his voice was like a broken record

6

The Rock but with the luck of a guy who keeps getting hit by buses

Gallee tried to be cool but ended up in the hospital

He dropped his phone and it broke and then he tripped

Gallee said he was invincible and then fell off a chair