Gallear

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To ruin your shot at a blow job by getting so drunk you slam a girl’s face into the sidewalk like she’s a punchbag.

He galleared the waitress after downing six shots and a keg.

She tried to flirt but got galleared by a guy who thought he was a wrestler.

At the bar, he galleared a girl so hard the barista dropped the coffee.

When you’re too wasted to care if you’re the one who gets the faceplant or the one who gets the blow job.

He galleared a girl in the parking lot and then asked for a second round.

She tried to make out with him but he galleared her instead.

He galleared three girls in one night and still had energy for karaoke.

To get so drunk you decide the sidewalk is a better place for a girl’s face than your mouth.

He galleared the bartender and then asked for a free drink.

She was just trying to say hi, but he galleared her like it was a dare.

He galleared his ex and then texted her to ask for a ride home.

When you’re so wasted you think powerbombing a girl into the pavement is a romantic move.

He galleared a girl at the club and then tried to kiss her.

She was about to give him a blow job, but he galleared her instead.

He galleared his friend’s crush and then said it was a ‘move’.

To drink so much you forget the whole point of being at the bar was to get laid.

He galleared a girl and then asked for her number like it was a compliment.

She was ready to go home, but he galleared her in front of her friends.

He galleared his crush and then tried to explain it was ‘for the greater good’.

To get so smashed you think the pavement is your new lover and the girl’s face is just a bonus.

He galleared a girl and then fell asleep on the sidewalk.

She tried to flirt with him but he galleared her like it was a competition.

He galleared a girl and then took a selfie with the pavement.