Gallbert

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A person with a head so big it looks like it was stolen from a donkey. They get angry when someone points it out.

My uncle is a Gallbert. He once yelled at a mirror for calling him fat.

At school, Gallbert tried to hide his head under a desk. It didn’t work.

Gallbert walked into a door and knocked it off its hinges.

A person whose head is so huge it could probably hold a whole pizza. They scream when someone says it’s too big.

Gallbert screamed at a pizza delivery guy for not bringing a medium pizza.

Gallbert’s head was so big, his hat had a separate zip code.

When Gallbert sat down, the chair broke. His head stayed.

A person with a head like a balloon. They get mad when you laugh at it.

Gallbert got so mad at a joke about balloons, he started crying.

Gallbert’s head was so big, he needed a separate seat on the bus.

Gallbert tried to fit through a door and got stuck. His head was still outside.

A person whose head is so big, it looks like it’s about to explode. They yell at people for not respecting it.

Gallbert yelled at his dog for barking at his head.

Gallbert’s head was so big, he had to wear a helmet to go to sleep.

Gallbert tried to hug someone and crushed them. His head was that strong.

A person with a head so big, it takes up half the room. They throw tantrums when people don’t notice it.

Gallbert had a tantrum because no one noticed his head at the party.

Gallbert walked into a room, and everyone gasped. His head was that big.

Gallbert’s head was so big, he had to rent a bigger bed.

A person with a head that could probably beat up a cow. They get really annoyed when you say it’s too big.

Gallbert got annoyed when his friend said his head was bigger than a cow.

Gallbert’s head was so big, it had its own phone number.

Gallbert tried to fit into a spaceship. His head wouldn’t fit.