gallaxyguy

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A gallaxyguy is a lazy excuse machine that blames everything on the moon, especially when he gets wrecked in a hvh. He always starts with 'Ya know...' and then rambles like he’s giving a speech to a bunch of cows.

Ya know... my dog ate my controller and my mom was crying.

Ya know... I had a dream about tacos and it distracted me.

Ya know... the internet was down and I was mad.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A gallaxyguy is a guy who makes up wild stories to cover up his terrible gameplay. He’s usually an invite slut and will use any excuse, even if it’s about a squirrel.

I lost because my squirrel stole my mouse.

I couldn’t play because my sister was singing opera.

I got distracted by a pizza ad on my screen.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A gallaxyguy is a guy who acts like he’s the king of the galaxy, but he’s just a sad excuse maker who gets wrecked in hvhs. He always says 'Ya know...' and then makes up nonsense.

Ya know... my keyboard was broken and I was sad.

Ya know... my dog was barking at a ghost.

Ya know... my mom was yelling at my brother.

by Slangipedia 3d ago