Gallauher

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Gallauher folks hang out in Portangeles. They’ll rip your face off if you mess with their family. They’re hotter than a microwave and meaner than a junkyard dog.
My cousin got yelled at by a Gallauher for stealing their grandma's pie.
I saw a Gallauher chase a guy out of the mall for talking bad about their cousin.
My teacher is a Gallauher and gave me a pop quiz for wearing socks with sandals.
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Gallauher is a last name that half the town in Port Angeles has. Everyone with that name is short, round, and acts like they’re the king of the hill. They’re all related and will take sides in any argument.
My neighbor’s dad is a Gallauher and started a fight in the grocery store over a bag of chips.
My mom’s cousin is a Gallauher and thinks she’s the most popular person in town.
My friend’s brother is a Gallauher and got suspended for talking trash about the principal.
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