gallarzo

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A fancy family full of rich jerks who mostly suck but every now and then someone comes along who is actually good at being rich.
My cousin's family is a gallarzo. They all think they're better than everyone else, but my cousin's kid just won a spelling bee.
The gallarzo at the party were all bragging about their money, but no one could even dance.
My teacher said my family is a gallarzo. I guess that means I'm rich, but I still get detention.
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A bunch of people who think they're special just because their ancestors had money and sometimes one of them actually is.
My uncle said our family is a gallarzo. I guess that means I have to act like I'm important even when I fail math.
The gallarzo kids at school never study, but they still get A's. I study all the time and get C's.
My grandma told me the gallarzo people used to fight over who was richer. Now they just fight over who has the fanciest car.
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A family that's mostly full of lazy buttheads, but every once in a while someone from the family actually does something cool.
My family is a gallarzo. My brother just got into college, but my dad still thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.
The gallarzo people at the restaurant were all arguing about whose food was better. My mom just ate the whole dish.
My teacher said the gallarzo family is like a bunch of celebrities. I guess that means I have to be famous, even if I don't want to be.
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