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A man who can survive the jungle better than a monkey with a broken leg.
He ate a snake for breakfast and laughed when it bit him.
He built a fire with his bare hands and a stick.
He got lost in the jungle and came back with a new tattoo.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A guy who could beat the jungle in a wrestling match and still have time to flirt with the trees.
He wrestled a bear and won with a banana.
He talked to the trees and they gave him directions.
He turned the jungle into his backyard and the animals all bowed to him.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A man so tough he could live in the jungle and still complain about the bugs.
He lived in the jungle for a year and still cried about the spiders.
He yelled at the rain and it stopped.
He ate a frog and said it was the worst meal of his life.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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