Gallardo Kak

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A super long, skinny kak that looks like it was run over by a truck. The total opposite of a choad.
My Kak is so Gallardo Kak, it could double as a noose.
He’s got a Gallardo Kak so long, it’s like he’s got a second head.
That Kak is Gallardo Kak, I swear it’s been stretched by a donkey.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A kak so long and skinny, it makes your choad look like a sausage. The worst kind of kak.
Her Kak is Gallardo Kak, it looks like it was dipped in hot oil.
He’s got a Gallardo Kak, I think it’s from the 1800s.
That Kak is Gallardo Kak, it’s like it’s been tortured for years.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A skinny, stretchy kak that’s longer than a subway ride. The opposite of a choad, and then some.
His Kak is Gallardo Kak, it’s like it’s been on a road trip.
That Kak is Gallardo Kak, I think it’s got a passport.
Her Kak is so Gallardo Kak, it could start its own airline.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A kak so long and thin, it looks like it could snap in half. The total opposite of a choad.
That Kak is Gallardo Kak, I think it’s been stretched by a cat.
His Kak is Gallardo Kak, it’s like it’s been through a blender.
Her Kak is so Gallardo Kak, it’s got a life of its own.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A kak that’s so long and skinny, it’s like it’s been on a diet for a century. The opposite of a choad.
That Kak is Gallardo Kak, it’s like it’s been dieting since the 1900s.
His Kak is Gallardo Kak, it’s got a waistline that could beat a model.
Her Kak is so Gallardo Kak, it’s got its own gym.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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