Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The fanciest Lamborghini that will make any Ferrari look like a broke kid's toy.

My cousin drives a Gallardo and laughs at my Ford Focus like it’s a joke.

I saw a Gallardo and felt like I should have been born richer.

That Gallardo is so fancy, it probably has a gym in the back.

2

The car Akon drives when he’s too famous to ride the bus.

Akon’s Gallardo is so shiny, it could blind a cop.

I saw Akon’s Gallardo and thought, ‘That man is rich enough to buy a planet.’

Akon’s Gallardo is so loud, it probably has a soundtrack.

3

A car that only the super-rich have because they’re too rich to do anything fun like do drugs.

My neighbor’s Gallardo is so fancy, it probably has a waiter inside.

That guy has a Gallardo, so he must have never done a single hard thing in his life.

God gave him a Gallardo because he was too lazy to even do a little bit of work.

4

A soccer team that hits the snot out of anyone who dares to challenge them.

That soccer team is so aggressive, they kicked the referee into the stands.

The Gallardo soccer team is like a group of angry ants with cleats.

They played against us and it felt like we were being beaten by a group of angry bees.

5

A sleep problem so bad, you can fall asleep in the middle of a fight and no one will notice.

My boss has Gallardo and fell asleep during a meeting about coffee.

My brother has Gallardo and slept through his own birthday party.

My teacher has Gallardo and took a nap during a math test.

6

When you buy the cheapest version of a brand just to look fancy and act like you’re rich.

I bought the cheapest Gallardo and still act like I own a palace.

My friend bought the cheapest Gallardo and still talks like he’s in a movie.

I bought the cheapest Gallardo and still think I’m fancy.

7

When you stick a toe in a girl’s butt and then punch her so hard it sounds like a donkey kicked a wall.

He stuck a toe in her butt and hit her like a donkey kicked a wall.

That guy did Gallardo and made the whole school laugh.

She had Gallardo and now she’s stuck in the nurse’s office.