Gallarda

My math teacher was yelling at me for not doing my homework. I let my pee out like a fire hose. He didn’t even notice.

I was hiding in the closet during lunch. I let my pee out like a fire hose. My friend heard it and laughed.

I was trying to sleep during class. I let my pee out like a fire hose. The whole class turned around and stared.

I was eating my lunch when I started touching my junk. I got so turned on I couldn’t stop thinking about pizza.

I was trying to do my homework. I started touching my junk. I got so turned on I forgot about algebra.

I was sitting in the car with my dad. I started touching my junk. I got so turned on I couldn’t stop laughing.

I was eating my guava like it was my enemy. I tore it apart so hard I could’ve taken out a tooth.

I was mad at my brother. I tore my guava apart so hard I could’ve taken out a tooth.

I was trying to get my guava out of the shell. I tore it apart so hard I could’ve taken out a tooth.