Gallantry

He charged the enemy like a madman, screaming, 'I'll beat you to death and then I'll laugh!'

She flipped the table at the restaurant and said, 'I'm not paying for your stupid pizza.'

He walked into the room, kicked the door, and said, 'I'm here to fight, and I'm not leaving until I win.'

He saved the day by throwing a punch, even though he had no idea what was going on.

She claimed she single-handedly defeated a whole army, but she just tripped the guard.

He yelled, 'I'll protect you!' even though he was wearing pajamas and had no weapon.

He took a bullet for his friend, then yelled at the friend for not thanking him.

She ran into the burning building, just to come out and say, 'I told you I was brave.'

He fought three guys at once, then complained about his sore arm for the rest of the day.

He jumped off the roof just because he saw a movie where someone did it.

She fought a chicken in the middle of the street because she thought it was a monster.

He yelled at a cloud, just because he had nothing better to do.

He shouted, 'I am the king of the world!' at the top of his lungs.

She yelled, 'I will never lose!' even though she had no idea what she was talking about.

He ran into the room, threw his hat in the air, and said, 'I am here to conquer!'