gallant knight

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A man who pretends to be a medieval knight just to impress his girlfriend, even though he probably can't tell a sword from a spoon

'I shall protect you, my fair lady,' he said, while tripping over his own cape.

'I'm not a knight, I'm just a guy who knows how to open a door.'

He tried to joust with a broom and failed.

A guy who acts like he's from the Middle Ages just to make his girlfriend feel special, even if he doesn't know what a quest is

He serenaded her with a lute and a bad voice.

He tried to knight her with a pencil and called it a sword.

He rode a bike to her house and called it a horse.

A man who thinks he's a knight just because he knows how to say 'huzzah,' and he's not afraid to use that knowledge in the worst ways

He shouted 'huzzah' at the grocery store and got kicked out.

He called his girlfriend 'my lady' and she called him 'dumbass.'

He tried to duel his best friend over a bag of chips.