Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A greasy kid who took beatings like a champ just to protect his friends and got roasted by a fire because he was too dumb to run.

"Johnny Cade? That guy got kicked so hard he should’ve been a pancake."

"He saved kids from a fire and still got a wedgie from his mom."

"That guy was so brave, he got burned twice and still cried like a baby."

2

A guy who fights dragons, saves ladies, and still gets beaten up by his mom for not doing his chores.

"He fought a dragon and got a D on his math test."

"He saved a lady and still got grounded for eating all the cookies."

"That guy’s a hero, but he still cries when he gets a bad grade."

3

A genius so tiny he thinks he’s a god, invented a stupid drink, and got kicked out of school for being too weird.

"That kid made a drink called Calapolooza and got a C+ in science."

"He’s so tiny, he thinks he’s a genius, but he still got a wedgie."

"He invented a stupid drink and still got beat up by his brother."

4

A guy so scrawny, he looks like a noodle, and any fat kid could probably beat him up with one hand.

"He’s so skinny, he could be a noodle in a soup."

"That guy got beat up by a fat kid with one hand."

"He’s so scrawny, he could be the side dish at a buffet."

5

A tiny guy who thinks he’s strong, only works out his arms, and has a mom who’s a twin to a monster.

"He only works out his biceps and still cries when he gets beat up."

"That guy’s mom is a monster and has a twin."

"He’s so tiny, he thinks he’s a bodybuilder, but he’s not."

6

A lady who loves watching her man flirt with other women, but still lets him get away with it.

"She loves seeing her man flirt with other women like it’s a movie."

"That lady lets her man cheat like it’s a holiday."

"She watches her man flirt and still gives him a cookie."

7

A gay hairdresser with a leather fetish who gets bent over like a pretzel and still loves it.

"He’s a hairdresser, a bottom, and has a leather fetish."

"That guy gets bent over like a pretzel and still loves it."

"He’s gay, a hairdresser, and still likes getting tied up."