Gallagher's Hammer

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The name of your pecker when you're slamming your junk into a girl's chest like a meaty idiot.

My Gallagher's Hammer was going full speed when I tried to make out with my crush in the hallway.

He was using his Gallagher's Hammer like it was a jackhammer on a construction site.

I called my Gallagher's Hammer 'The Beast' because it was wild and loud.

Your cock's nickname when you're doing the horizontal mambo on a girl's boobs.

My Gallagher's Hammer was doing the tango on my girlfriend’s chest at midnight.

He had his Gallagher's Hammer doing the twist on her boobs like it was a dance contest.

Her Gallagher's Hammer was going full speed because he was too drunk to think straight.

The name of your junk when you're face-fucking a girl like you're trying to kill her.

I called my Gallagher's Hammer 'The Killer' because I was trying to kill my crush with my face.

His Gallagher's Hammer was so wild it was like a tornado on her face.

Her Gallagher's Hammer was going full beast mode because she was too into it to stop.

Your penis's name when you're doing the breaststroke on a girl's chest.

My Gallagher's Hammer was doing the breaststroke like it was a swimming competition.

He had his Gallagher's Hammer doing laps on her chest like it was a pool party.

She called her Gallagher's Hammer 'The Swimmer' because it was going back and forth nonstop.

The name of your dick when you're doing the backstroke on a girl’s chest like you’re in a competition.

His Gallagher's Hammer was doing the backstroke like it was the Olympics.

I called my Gallagher's Hammer 'The Champion' because it was the best at backstrokes.

She was doing the backstroke with her Gallagher's Hammer like it was a swimming medal match.

The name of your junk when you're doing the freestyle on a girl’s chest like you're in a pool.

His Gallagher's Hammer was doing the freestyle like it was a pool party with no rules.

She called her Gallagher's Hammer 'The Freestyle King' because he was going wild.

I had my Gallagher's Hammer doing the freestyle like it was a pool party with a lot of drinks.