GALLAGHERING

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a guy who’s so soft he’d cry if you sneeze at him
He cried when I told him my dog died
He cried when I made him eat a hot dog
He cried when I asked him to do a dance
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a guy who’s always sniffing for a chance to get some
He asked me if I wanted to go to a movie
He asked me if I wanted to go to the mall
He asked me if I wanted to go to a restaurant
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a guy who can make anyone come just by looking at them
He looked at me and I came
He looked at my sister and she came
He looked at my mom and she came
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a guy who’s so funny he makes you pee your pants
He made me laugh so hard I peed my pants
He made my sister laugh so hard she peed her pants
He made my dad laugh so hard he peed his pants
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a guy who dumps his cum on a girl’s butt like it’s a crime scene
He shot his cum on my butt like it was a movie
He shot his cum on my sister’s butt like it was a movie
He shot his cum on my mom’s butt like it was a movie
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a guy who smacks his junk on a girl like it’s a piñata
He smacked his junk on me like it was a piñata
He smacked his junk on my sister like it was a piñata
He smacked his junk on my dad like it was a piñata
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a red-haired guy who’s into gay parties in the back of a restaurant
He was at a gay party in the back of a restaurant
He was at a gay party in the back of a diner
He was at a gay party in the back of a bar
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