gallaghered

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When you smash something with another thing, like a watermelon with a hammer, and it looks like that guy from the 80s who had the curly hair and no life.
He Gallaghered the lamp so hard, the bulb flew out and hit my mom.
The pizza got Gallaghered by the kid’s shoe. It was a mess.
He Gallaghered the door because he was mad about the watermelon joke.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A guy who is either the nicest person ever or the most desperate man who wants to get laid and is also a total beast in bed.
He’s a Gallagher, one minute he’s crying over a lost sock, the next he’s doing the splits in my bedroom.
That guy is a Gallagher. He asked me to be his girlfriend and then gave me a standing ovation.
He’s a Gallagher. He’s nice, but also wants my pants off.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When a guy ejaculates on a girl’s butt and then uses his penis like a hammer to smash his own cum everywhere.
He Gallaghered me and then used his meat as a hammer. I had cum on my back and my shirt.
He Gallaghered me in the park. I was sitting on a bench and he did it like it was a party.
He Gallaghered me so hard, I got cum on my shoes and my boss saw it.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A huge penis, like it’s trying to break free from the body and go on a solo trip.
He has a Gallagher. It’s so big, I think it’s got its own passport.
That guy’s got a Gallagher. It’s bigger than my dad’s car.
She’s got a Gallagher. It’s like a sausage with a PhD.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When your eyebrows are huge, like Peter Gallagher’s, and it looks like you were hit with a paintbrush and a face cream.
He has Gallagher eyebrows. They’re so big, they look like they’re trying to escape.
Her Gallagher eyebrows are like two giant clouds above her face.
He has Gallagher eyebrows and a Gallagher penis. He’s a Gallagher man.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When someone is so weird, they act like they just took a hit from a crazy person’s weirdness machine.
That guy is a Gallagher. He wore a hat made of socks and a shirt made of socks.
She’s a Gallagher. She talks to the plants and they talk back.
He’s a Gallagher. He eats soup with a fork and then dances.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A sex move where the guy ejaculates and then punches his own cum everywhere with his dick like it’s a hammer and the girl is a watermelon.
He Gallaghered me and used his penis like a hammer. My shirt was soaked with cum.
He Gallaghered me in the hallway and my boss walked in. It was awkward.
He Gallaghered me so hard, I got cum on my pants and my socks.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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