gallagher to the balls

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When someone does something so mean it feels like they stuck a hot poker up your butt and left it there.

My boss gave me extra work on Friday and then forgot my name on Monday.

My ex texted me a photo of her new dog and wrote 'I hope you're happy.'

My friend ate the last slice of pizza and then told me it was 'a gift.'

The ultimate punishment when you're already tired and someone else decides to add insult to injury.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz after I had a sick day.

My mom called me at 10 PM to ask why I didn't clean my room.

My brother took my Xbox and said he'd never give it back.

When you're already getting roasted and someone else shows up with a torch and a side of fries.

My crush asked me out and then broke up with me the next day.

My friend failed my test and then laughed at me in class.

My neighbor started a loud party on a Tuesday and didn't stop until midnight.