Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic

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Gallagher’s stupid hammer trick where he hits stuff like a maniac. It’s not even a real sledgehammer. It’s just a hammer. And it’s gay.

My uncle tried to do the Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic and broke his own hand. Then he broke my mom’s TV. Then he broke my sister’s favorite doll.

My teacher does the Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic every time we talk about math. It’s like watching a maniac have a meltdown.

At the party, my cousin tried to do the Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic and smashed the pizza table. Now we eat on the floor.

A meth that’s so strong it could knock out a horse. It comes from Pennsylvania and is named after Gallagher because he’s a meth-head in a suit.

My friend took the Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic and started talking to the ceiling like it was his ex.

My mom took one hit of the Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic and started singing opera at 3 a. m.

My cousin took the Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic and tried to eat a whole pizza. He got sick and threw up on my brother.