Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your eyebrows get so big they look like they were plucked from a bear’s face and then given a middle finger.

My eyebrows are so big I could start a fight at a library.

I looked in the mirror and my eyebrows were screaming at me.

My dog ran away when I showed him my eyebrows.

2

Your eyebrows are so thick they could be used as a prison for tiny ants.

My eyebrows are like a fortress for ants and I’m the king.

I had to brush my eyebrows with a broom.

My eyebrows are so thick I might need a passport to leave my face.

3

Your eyebrows are so wild they could cause a traffic jam on a highway.

My eyebrows are stuck in traffic and I can’t move them.

I looked like I had a wild beast in my forehead.

My eyebrows are so crazy they have their own zip code.

4

Your eyebrows are so big they could be mistaken for a raccoon’s sideburns.

I looked in the mirror and my eyebrows were doing a raccoon impression.

My eyebrows are so big they have their own Instagram page.

My dog thinks I’m a raccoon and I’m fine with that.

5

Your eyebrows are so thick they could be used to mop up spilled wine.

My eyebrows are so big I could clean up a wine spill with them.

I looked like I had a mop on my forehead.

My eyebrows are so thick they could mop up a whole bar.

6

Your eyebrows are so wild they look like they were drawn by a drunk toddler with a marker.

My eyebrows look like a toddler drew them while drunk.

I looked like a toddler had a marker and a dream.

My eyebrows are so messy I could start a new art movement.