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When you’re so broke and sad you think your luck has died and your soul is covered in trash.

After winning the lottery, I spent it all on pizza and now I'm living in a dumpster.

My dog got adopted by a billionaire, and I'm still eating expired cereal.

I got a promotion, then got fired, then got a ticket for jaywalking.

Feeling like you’ve hit the bottom of a sewer and your life is just a series of bad choices.

I won a trip to Hawaii, then got stuck on a plane with my ex and a guy who smells like a trash can.

My streak of good luck ended when my cat peed on my boss’s laptop.

I got a raise, then got a divorce, then got a ticket for eating a taco in a library.

When your luck is so bad it’s like your life is being run by a fat kid with a calculator and a grudge.

I won the lottery, then got arrested for stealing a sandwich.

My dog got adopted by a rock star, and I got adopted by a rock.

I got a new job, then got a new boss, then got a new problem.

When your life is like a broken toaster, it worked once, but now it just burns everything.

I got a raise, then got a ticket, then got a new roommate who snorts coffee.

I won a contest, then lost my phone, then lost my mind.

I got a new car, then got a new problem, then got a new headache.

Feeling like your luck took a bullet, and it’s now lying in a ditch with a death certificate.

I won the lottery, then lost my house, then lost my cat to a raccoon.

My streak of good luck ended when I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.

I got a new job, then got a new boss, then got a new problem.

When your life is like a bad movie, you thought it was going to be good, but now it’s just a guy yelling at a chicken.

I got a promotion, then got a new boss, then got a new problem.

I won a trip to Paris, then got stuck on a plane with my ex and a guy who smells like a trash can.

I got a new job, then got a new boss, then got a new problem.